Frequently Asked
Questions, & Things Approximating Answers
Are you guys actually Jewish?
Yes. Don't make it weird.
Is this... offensive?
It's affectionate. We're laughing with, not at. If a profile lands wrong, write us.
Why isn't my favorite person here?
Use the Suggestion Box. We file three a week.
What does 'Borderline Jew' mean?
It means we couldn't decide and we'd rather hedge than be wrong.
Can I argue with a verdict?
Of course. We can't promise we'll change it, but we promise we'll read it.
Who runs this thing?
An editorial collective with too much time and not enough rabbis.