The Question
Is Artie Ziff Jewish?
Short Answer
Artie Ziff sits on the borderline.
Verdict: Sadly, a Jew · 12/15
What would have happened if Marge married Artie Ziff instead of Homer Simpson? (For those who don't remember, Artie was Marge's high-school boyfriend, a sleazy Jewish (yes, sadly Jewish) nerd who took her to the prom before she dumped him for Homer.) What religion would their kids be? Artie would obviously want to…
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