The Question
Is Dr. Brown's Jewish?

Short Answer
Dr. Brown's sits on the borderline.
Verdict: Sadly, a Jew · 12/15
Soda did not simply appear out of the ground, fully formed and ready to be all fizzy and delicious. After Franklin Pepsi invented soda in the 1500s (that's totally what happened, right?), all kinds of crazy stuff got added in an attempt to collect some cola cash. One attempt? Actual doctor, Dr. Brown (as opposed to…
Identity
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Observance
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