The Question
Is Flying Spaghetti Monster Jewish?

Short Answer
No — Flying Spaghetti Monster is not Jewish.
Verdict: Not a Jew · 4/15
Oh, the great, powerful, and delicious Flying Spaghetti Monster! Please forgive us, oh mouthwatering highness, for we are just humble Jews. We do not pray to you, oh scrumptious deity, but we know that many do. And being blasphemous is the last thing on our mind. We're just trying to figure out if you, oh ambrosial…
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