Adam Goldberg

On your left is Adam Goldberg. On your right is Adam Goldberg.

Adam Goldberg has a Jewish father and a Catholic mother. Adam Goldberg has a Jewish father and a Catholic mother.

Adam Goldberg is an NFL offensive lineman. Adam Goldberg is an actor.

Adam Goldberg enjoys ham sandwiches. Adam Goldberg starred as The Hebrew Hammer.

Adam Goldberg makes sure that his name doesn't appear on lists of Jewish athletes. Adam Goldberg says that his penis is Jewish.

Jeers for Adam Goldberg. Cheers for Adam Goldberg.

Verdict: **Barely a Jew**.

_June 20, 2011_