Alvin Schwartz

Verdict: Jew

I · O · K Score

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Welcome to... Bizarro World! The strange universe where everything is the opposite! You say "goodbye" when you enter and "hello" when you leave! Cats bark, dogs meow! It rains in the winter and snows in the summer! (Wait, that just happened in the real world last year.) You get the picture... or maybe you don't? After all, this is Bizarro World!!!

Of course, Bizarro World has its own Jew or Not Jew... only it's Goy or Not Goy. Here, give it a whirl! (If you have issues with the K Score, remember: this is Bizarro World!)

Who is Alvin Schwartz? Well, he created Bizarro World in a Superman comic!

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