Amari Bailey

Amari Bailey recently made his NBA debut, scoring two points in three minutes for the Charlotte Hornets. Not exactly earth-shattering numbers, but what do you expect from a rookie second round pick? It can only get better from here.

Amari had an NBA connection even before he stepped on a professional court. You see, his mother is... how should we put it... a rather well-endowed "influencer"(?) reality "star"(?) named Johanna Leia (real last name: Edelburg!). Amari's father is former NFL player Aaron Bailey, but the two have long split. Johanna is on a prowl for younger blood, recently dating NBA star-turned-gun-toting-thug Ja Morant. She's got about 20 years on him. Good for Johanna!

Apparently, Amari wasn't a fan of the relationship. Perhaps he was pining for Johanna to return to her former beau. You see, while Amari is Jewish through his mother's side, he had a chance for a Jewish stepfather as well. Johanna was previously involved with...

Drake.

Verdict: **Jew**.

_November 29, 2023_