America Ferrera

America is 4% Jewish!

Hey! You, Jew or Not Jew!

What?

Stop what you're doing right now!

Doing what?

Oh, don't act so coy. I know exactly what's going on in this profile!

Do tell...

Come on, it's pretty obvious. This is not about America the country... it's about America Ferrera! Her name is right there at the top! And her photo is right there at the left!

Well, duh!

You think you're so clever, don't you? I've been reading this site long enough to recognize this pattern! First, you do some kind of clumsy misdirection...

Whoa, slow down there, tiger. Clumsy?

Call it what you will, but it's not exactly subtle! Just write a normal profile about America Ferrera, geez!

That's what we've been trying to do...

Besides, everybody knows, America the country is just 2.4% Jewish...

America Ferrera: More Jewish Than America!