Ana G. Mendez

Ana G. Mendez, a name that resonates in the halls of conservative punditry, has carved out a niche for herself as a prominent voice within the Republican Party. Born and raised in Puerto Rico, she's diligently worked her way up, culminating in regular appearances on CNN en Español where she passionately (and often loudly) defends her conservative principles.

While her last name might conjure images of exotic spices or a particularly dramatic telenovela, it does not, alas, signal any hidden connection to the Tribe. Mendez is about as Jewish as a ham sandwich on white bread – and probably less interesting to a rabbi.

Her career trajectory, from legal eagle to political talking head, is certainly a testament to her drive. We'll give her a single point on the K-score for successfully navigating the treacherous waters of cable news, even if we occasionally have to turn down the volume.