Beyoncé

Beyoncé, or "Queen Bey" to her adoring public, has graced the world with her unparalleled vocal range, captivating performances, and shrewd business acumen. From Destiny's Child to her solo superstardom, she's built an empire that few can match, making millions and influencing culture on a global scale. Her talent is undeniable, her work ethic legendary, and her ability to drop a surprise album, well, surprising.

While her musical genius has been a source of immense pride for her legions of fans, it’s safe to say that her contributions to the world haven't particularly resonated with anyone looking for a nice Jewish girl to kvell over. Her chart-topping hits and Super Bowl halftime shows, while monumental, haven't exactly been a boon for the tribe.

So, while we appreciate her artistry and certainly don't begrudge her success, Beyoncé remains firmly ensconced in the "Not a Jew" category. And that's okay. We have Barbra Streisand; they have Beyoncé. It’s a fair trade.