Charlie Sheen

Hey there, all you tiger blood-drinking warlocks! As you work through your winning ways, it's inevitable that something somewhat antisemitic is going to slip out. So we've made this card just for you. The next time you make some ill-timed comment about Hebrew-wood, just whip this bad boy out and you'll be good to go!

Of course, this may be a little on the late side for some of you. Sorry, Mel.

Verdict: **Not a Jew**.

_March 11, 2011_