Dan Levy

You know what always bothered us about "Full House"? (Wait! What does Dan Levy have to do with "Full House"? Don't worry, we'll get there...) It's how Bob Saget's three goyishe daughters (four, if you count the Olsen twins twice) look nothing like their Jewy dad. (Now do you see where this is going!?)

Oh, they obviously made Saget goyishe on the show, but come on! Look at that punim! Now look at the kids... they look like Uncle Joey (not their real uncle) much more than their supposed dad! (Boy, would that be a subplot...)

There is one way to avoid this mess: cast the actor's real-life children. Of course, that's not always possible, and the results are not exactly great for the nepo baby crowd. The one example we can think of is Autumn Chiklis on "The Shield", and let's just say that there is a reason she did not choose acting as a career.

Now it's time for Dan Levy! One look at that punim (especially those eyebrows) and there is no secret who his father is! Dan co-created and co-starred on "Schitt's Creek" with dad Eugene. In real life his mother is goyishe, just like his TV mom (Catherine O'Hara, RIP), so it all adds up!

Of course, Dan doesn't exactly play a child on the show (although he often acts like one), which leads to the obvious solution:

Stop making TV shows about families with kids.