Daniel Lubetzky

We enjoy watching Shark Tank, but you know what sucks about it? Guest sharks. It's as if the six rotating regulars are not good enough, every few weeks they bring a random one in... and most of them are absolutely terrible.

Betheny Frankel is the worst. Somehow the reality TV "star" was deemed a shark... because she's been on Real Housewives? Can you imagine walking into Shark Tank thinking you'll get a deal with Mark or Lori, but ending up with freaking Bethany?

Then there is a slew of former athletes: Alex Rodriguez, Maria Sharapova, Charles Barkley... Sure, we get it, Charles Barkley was a great basketball player, and star of one of the best commercials of all time ("I'm not a role model." Look it up, kids.), so if you want him to be the face of your athletic-related brand, sure, go ahead. But otherwise?

No, the only good guest shark is Kind Bars founder Daniel Lubetzky, whose soulful touch is a welcome counterpoint to Kevin's soulless douchebaggery. As Lubetzky has mentioned on the show, his father is a Holocaust survivor who emigrated to Mexico. If his surname seems familiar, Daniel is a cousin of Emmanuel Lubezki, previously-profiled Oscar-winning cinematographer.

And then there's Chris Sacca, the cowboy-shirt-wearing douchebag who has been accused of sexual harassment multiple times. At least they stopped bringing him back...

Verdict: **Jew**.

_April 21, 2021_