Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra is many things: an endocrinologist, a New Age guru, an author of over 90 books, and a man who has, at various times, claimed that quantum mechanics can explain spirituality. He's also been accused of peddling pseudoscience, but who's counting?

Born in India, Chopra eventually made his way to the US, where he became a physician. He then pivoted to a career as a purveyor of alternative medicine and spiritual teachings, gaining a massive following and the occasional raised eyebrow from the scientific community. His work often involves blending concepts from various spiritual traditions with highly controversial interpretations of modern physics.

While he might suggest that mindful meditation can restructure your DNA, or that thoughts can influence the fabric of reality, one thing is clear: his teachings are about as Jewish as a ham and cheese sandwich on Yom Kippur. No gefilte fish, no matzah ball soup, not even a casual 'oy vey' to be found.

So, for those seeking spiritual enlightenment with a side of quantum mysticism, Chopra might be your man. For those looking for a connection to the Tribe, well, you'd have better luck at a deli.