Dennis Franz

Marge: "Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie."

Homer: "But Sipowicz does it!"

Ah, Detective Sipowicz... what a groundbreaking character! Not only a model for the many anti-hero cops that followed, but (one of) the first characters on network TV to: Swear Show his bare ass Wear a tie with a short-sleeved shirt

Was Sipowicz Jewish? That's a clear no: he is Catholic, who in one episode hallucinates about Jesus. Dennis Franz, on the other hand, is quite surprisingly Halachically Jewish.

Homer: "I wish I was Sipowicz..."

Don't we all?

Verdict: **Jew**.

_January 12, 2018_