Donald Trump

Donald Trump is clearly not Jewish (although he uses Ivanka's family as an antisemitic shield), so let's turn this profile over to our friends at BaldOrNotBald.com...

Donald Trump might be a detestable scumbag, a treacherous nincompoop, a fascist hate-monger, a jiggling tub of orange marmalade... we're not here to debate any of that. We're here to debate one and one thing: is Donald Trump bald?

To the naked eye, he does not seem to be. After all, that head is covered by a thick layer of what appears to be hair. "Appears" is the key word here.

Let a gust of wind blow, and that supposed hair shows what is hidden underneath: a ginormous bald spot that would make Gorbachev proud. And yet, he goes to great lengths to cover it up with a weave as fraudulent as the man himself. (But we digress...)

Sigh. If only his lies were limited to his baldness.

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