Enzo Ferrari

Born in Modena, Italy, Enzo Ferrari was, by all accounts, as Italian as pasta al ragù and a good espresso. His upbringing, career, and public life showed absolutely no indication of any Jewish identity or practice whatsoever. In fact, if his cars are any indication, his religion was speed.

His Jewish "O" score? A resounding zero. There's simply no evidence to suggest any Jewish ancestry, making him about as Jewish as a Fiat Panda. Not that there's anything wrong with a Fiat Panda, but it's certainly no Ferrari.

However, in terms of kvel-worthiness, Ferrari hit the accelerator. He didn't just build cars; he built legends, combining engineering prowess with an unrivaled aesthetic that made his vehicles status symbols and racetrack champions. While he may have left the Jewish community without a single red cent or a prayer, he certainly brought "nachas" to anyone who appreciates automotive excellence, speed, and the occasional trophy. Even if they have to sell a kidney to afford one.