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Eva Braun

Verdict: Not a Jew
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Recently, a hair taken off a brush that supposedly belonged to Eva Braun was determined to potentially have Jewish DNA. Of course, there is no guarantee that the hair actually belonged to Braun. We wonder...

Helga: This is the best slumber party ever! Thanks for inviting me!

Eva: Best friends forever!

Helga: You want to play... truth or dare?

Eva: Do I?! I go first! Truth or dare?

Helga: Ummmmm... Truth!

Eva: Tell me something about yourself that you haven't told anyone!

Helga: Uhhh...

Eva: Come on, Helga!

Helga: You promise not to tell anyone?

Eva: I promise!

Helga: Pinky swear?

Eva: Pinky swear!

Helga: My great-great-great-grandfather was Jewish!

Eva: NO!

Helga: Yes!

Eva: GET OUT!

Helga: Remember, you promised not to tell anyone!

Eva: I won't, I won't. Okay, you go.

Helga: Truth or dare?

Eva: Truth!

Helga: What's Adi like in bed?

Eva: Oh come on, you can't ask that!

Helga: I just did!

Eva: Not fair!

Helga: You picked truth!

Eva: Okay, fine. You see that clown suit and wig?

Helga: Why do you have a clown suit?

Eva: (whispers quietly)

Helga: I can't hear you!

Eva: IT'S ADI'S!

Helga: No way!

Eva: Yes way! He puts it on, and makes me wear this gestapo uniform...

Helga: Adi... Your Adi?

Eva: And then I take this poker and... (whispers into Helga's ear)

Helga: HA HA HA HA! I would have never guessed!

Eva: I know, I know! Okay, I go again! Truth or dare?

Helga: Truth! No, wait, dare!

Eva: See this hairbrush? I want you to take it and stick it... (whispers into Helga's ear)

Filed May 15, 2026 · sociopaths

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