Gene Simmons

We're not wondering if Gene Simmons is Jewish (he is). We just want to know one thing.

What was this guy's bar mitzvah like?

Did his make-up include a yarmulke and peas?

Did he breathe fire during the silent prayer?

Did he spit blood as part of his haftorah?

Who knows?

But, regardless, it had to be one heck of a show.