Jacob Zuma

Jacob Zuma's journey from anti-apartheid activist to president of South Africa is, if nothing else, a testament to... something. Perhaps the enduring human capacity to elect people who then get embroiled in enough scandals to fell a small forest.

His tenure as president was marked by accusations of corruption, fraud, and racketeering, leading to the rather unique situation of a sitting president facing over 700 charges. He truly put the 'art' in 'party' — particularly the 'party' that ended with him resigning under immense pressure.

As for the Jewish question, Zuma is about as Jewish as a ham sandwich at a Passover Seder. There's no indication of any Jewish heritage, identity, or even a fleeting thought about joining a synagogue for the lox and bagels. His connection to Judaism seems to be solely through the proximity of the letter 'J' in his first name.

So, while Zuma might have made a name for himself in the annals of political controversy, his Jew Score remains firmly at zero. Not a Jew. Not even