Jake Gyllenhaal

Back in the late 80s, a groundbreaking computer game was made. It was called "Prince of Persia", and it was the first game to feature fluid, lifelike player movement. The titular character had to run through a palace, jump on ledges, kill guards, and — of course — save the princess. Oh, and it was G-d-damn impossible to beat.

Years passed, sequels were made, some good, some not. And then, some Hollywood executive decided that the game needed to be made into a blockbuster movie. A long search was made to find the perfect prince. Finally, they settled on...

Jake Gyllenhaal!

Let's think of that for a moment. Starring as the Prince of PERSIA...

Jake Gyllenhaal! Jew!

Yeah, we don't see this particular movie working out...