James Bond

According to his creator, Ian Fleming, James Bond was born to a Scottish father and a Swiss mother, making his lineage about as gentile as a scone with clotted cream. There’s nary a hint of a menorah or a synagogue visit in his extensive backstory, unless "shaken, not stirred" is some obscure kabbalistic incantation we’re unaware of.

While his dedication to Queen and Country is unwavering, his Jewish identity score remains a flat zero. His exploits involve chasing international villains, romancing women named Pussy Galore, and driving ridiculously expensive cars, none of which are typically considered Jewish lifecycle events.

However, his relentless pursuit of justice (and a good time) has certainly brought a certain nachas to millions of moviegoers and book readers worldwide. He consistently thwarts global catastrophes, which, let