Joe Goldberg

Hey, you.

You did it, didn't you?

You watched the entire two seasons of "You" on Netflix. That's 20 whole episodes.

Did you like it?

Then why did you keep watching it?

You watched it for me, didn't you?

You watched it because I'm such an enigma, such a cipher...

"Is he?", you asked. "Is this abhorrent character Jewish?"

Do you truly think I'm abhorrent? And if so, why did you keep watching?

I kept you guessing, didn't I? Like that time when someone asked me if I was a self-loathing Jew...

Your ears perked up, didn't they? And when I didn't respond, what did you do?

You still kept watching.

You thought you could solve my mystery?

Did you?