John Cho

John Cho, a name that evokes thoughts of stoner comedies and starships, has carved out a respectable niche in Hollywood. Born in Seoul, South Korea, his journey to becoming a familiar face on screen didn't involve any ancient tribal covenants or desert wanderings, unless you count the drive to his first audition. Clearly, not a Jew.

Cho's breakout role as Harold Lee in the "Harold & Kumar" franchise cemented his status as a comedic talent, proving that one can, in fact, go to White Castle and achieve stardom. He then boldly went where many have gone before, joining the "Star Trek" universe as Hikaru Sulu, effortlessly handling the helm of the USS Enterprise. His dramatic turn in "Searching" further showcased his range, making audiences forget all about White Castle for a solid ninety minutes.

While his career has certainly brought nachas to his fans (and likely his parents), there's no indication that this nachas is of the Jewish variety. He’s simply a successful actor who happens to be of Korean descent. One might say he's achieved a level of "kvell-worthiness" that transcends any specific cultural identification.

So, for those keeping score at home, John Cho is definitely not a member of the tribe, but he's undeniably a talented performer. His contributions to film and television are clear, even if his matzo ball soup consumption remains unverified.