John D. Rockefeller

Somewhere, in a bunker underneath Switzerland...

"Order! Order! Please finish up your bagels, we're about to start. The fourteenth annual meeting of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is now open, Chairman Rubinstein presiding. We'll start with the roll call, as usual. Rothschild?"

"Present."

"Rosen?"

"Here."

"Rabinovich?"

"He went home, Chairman. Food poisoning."

"I knew we shouldn't have gone with the discount herring. Rockefeller?"

(silence)

"Rockefeller?"

"Chairman, Rockefeller is not Jewish."

"What do you mean, he is not Jewish?"

"He is Baptist."

"Baptist? How can that be? He's the richest person in the world! How can he not be Jewish?"

"Chairman, the goyim can be rich as well."

"Goyim can be rich? That's absurd!"

"Not as absurd as the world's richest Jews meeting in a bunker underneath Switzerland..."