Jonah

It's really cold in here.

Is that a coin? I think it's a coin! I wonder if it's gold or silver...

Stomach is starting to growl.

There is so much seaweed in here! Nasty!

Getting hungrier and hungrier. How long have I been in here?

I think I just stepped in something.

Another coin? I'm gonna be rich! If I ever get out...

I miss you, dear wife...

G-d damn, it's cold in here!

Thought it was a grape, tried to chew it. Definitely not a grape.

I miss you, dear Batsheba...

Not a fan of half-digested fish. Might not have a choice.

Ewww! That was disgusting! I just threw up in my mouth!

I wonder if the wife knows about Batsheba...

If I ever get out of here, I promise to never go fishing again!

G-d, why have you forsaken me?

You know what I could use right now? I nice mutton sandwich.

I know! I will EAT my way out!

That's right! I will eat this whale from the inside!

Here is a stick, here is a rock...

Now tie them together with some seaweed... I'm a regular MacGyver!

What the heck is a MacGyver? Am I hallucinating?

What do you know, a home-made spoon!

Did I just call this a home? I guess I'm getting used to living here...

I miss you, dear Batsheba!

Alright, let's ram this spoon into this wall...

Now, here is a healthy chunk... Gulp!

Hmmm, doesn't taste too bad... And I am one step closer to freedom!

I'm coming, dear Batsheba!

Let's take another bite...

I just had a terrible, terrible thought: whales don't have scales!

My G-d, what have I done?

Only fish with scales are Kosher!

Whales are not Kosher!

Holy crap, another coin. I have no time for coins!

G-d, will you ever forgive me?

Well, I've made my decision. I might spend my whole life inside this fish, but I will not take another bite.

Are we good, G-d?

You'll rescue me, right?

Right?...

Oh, dear Batsheba!