Josh Rosen

The great Jewish quarterbacking messiah stands 6'4", 210 lbs, with a mop of blond hair.

The great Jewish quarterbacking messiah has a Quaker mother and went to a Catholic high school.

The great Jewish quarterbacking messiah is a self-proclaimed atheist.

Don't worry, Jewish football fans! We're not letting this one get away. Atheist, shmatheist, he was bar mitzvahed, so: Jew!

The great Jewish quarterbacking messiah has not even played a full college season at UCLA.

Yeah, perhaps we should wait a bit before proclaiming Josh Rosen the great Jewish quarterbacking messiah...

(Editor's update, 2018: Now a first-round pick of the Arizona Cardinals. Messiah?)

(Editor's update, 2019: Traded to Miami after just one season. Probably not the Messiah...)

(Editor's update, 2022: On his sixth team in five years. Nope!)

Verdict: **Jew**.

_October 23, 2015_