Krishna Venta

Here's a tip for you, dear goyim:

If someone claims they are Jesus Christ, ask for credentials. Your alleged lord and savior was known for a bunch of miracles. For beginners, ask this claimant to turn water to wine. (Yes, we're sure any second-rate stage magician is able to do that. But it's a start?)

Then, if they can deliver such a "miracle", ask where they are from. And here is a very important part: if they claim to come from another planet, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

And if you are still paying attention to this charlatan, have them answer the following two questions: 1) Do you have to give up all your worldly possessions? 2) Do you have to move to some remote location away from humanity? If the answer to either is yes, RUN! RUN!

But if you don't heed our advice, and join the cult, and then become disillusioned, and decide to kill its founder in a murder-suicide because that supposed-Jesus shtupped your wife...

Don't say we didn't warn you! (But then, you'd be dead...)

Krishna Venta, who claimed to be Jesus Christ from the planet Neophrates, but was really a half-Jewish guy named Frank from Utah, led the Fountain of the World cult in the 1950s. And, yes, he was killed by his followers for having sex with their wives.