Michael Jordan

Let's be clear: Michael Jordan is not Jewish. He was not born Jewish, did not convert, and as far as anyone knows, has never even considered it. His family is Christian, and he has always identified as such. So, why are we even talking about him? Because when you're Michael Jordan, you get talked about, even if it's just to confirm your undeniable lack of Jewishness.

Jordan's impact on and off the court is undeniable. Six NBA championships, five MVPs, Olympic gold medals, and a global sneaker empire built on his name. He brought basketball to the masses and turned Nike into a juggernaut. He even managed to make baseball somewhat interesting for a brief, bewildering period.

Now, about that