Michelangelo

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni, better known simply as Michelangelo, was a towering figure of the High Renaissance. His work is synonymous with genius, pushing the boundaries of art in sculpture, painting, and architecture. If you've ever seen the Sistine Chapel ceiling or the statue of David, you know a little something about "kvell-worthiness."

Born in what is now Tuscany, Michelangelo's prodigious talent was evident from a young age. He wasn't just good; he was Michelangelo good, creating masterpieces that have inspired awe for centuries. The Vatican still benefits from his interior design choices, even if he did complain about the painting process.

Religion played a central role in his life and art, but it was the Christian variety, specifically Catholicism. His depictions of biblical scenes are iconic, but they clearly stem from a deep immersion in Christian theology, not anything from the tribe. So, while his art may be heavenly, his heritage was decidedly not Jewish.

His lasting impact on Western art is undeniable, earning him a top-tier K-score. The man practically invented the concept of the tortured genius, and his works continue to draw crowds (and complaints about sore necks from looking up).