Mike Matusow

Poker's big on TV right now. There must be some Jewish professional poker players out there.

Let's see... Johnny Chan, Scotty Nguyen, obviously not.

Love to have Dan Harrington... nope.

Phil Ivey? Joseph Hachem, Greg Raymer, Chris Moneymaker? No, no, no, no.

Hey what about Daniel Negreanu? He could be Jewish. Yeah, Kid Poker! Plays like he can read minds. A true poker superstar... not Jewish. Darn.

Phil Hellmuth. Oh, please no...

Phew.

Oh wait. Mike "The Mouth" Matusow? Jewish? Oh no....

Y'know, maybe in this case we're better off not knowing. Let's forget we ever brought it up.