My Sharona

Let's open our mailbox, shall we? Today, a reader from Long Island is suggesting we profile Sharona... from the song "My Sharona" by The Knack. You know that one, right?

My my my my Sharona...

Nah. We're not gonna do that. Catchy tune, though. Who is this Sharona, anyway?

My my my my Sharona...

Oh. Apparently she is real. Her name is Sharona Alperin, and she was the girlfriend of The Knack's lead singer, Doug Fieger. He wrote the song.

My my my my Sharona...

Today, Sharona is a successful real estate agent in Los Angeles. This is what she looks like now.

My my my my Sharona...

AAAAARGH! Get out of our head, Sharona!

My my my my...

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Verdict: **Jew**.

_November 5, 2013_