Oscar Isaac

You're a young, little-known, Guatemalan-born actor. You're somehow part Jewish, for those who are counting. So far, you've been in a lot of crap. A lot of crap.

Somehow, the Coen Brothers see your talent and cast you in the starring role in Inside Llewyn Davis. You turn in an amazing performance. But Llewyn Davis is not exactly a mainstream movie... and not exactly a hit. So your best hope is some independent movie... or back to crap.

And then, you get cast in Star Wars.

Talk about a breakthrough! Talk about potential! Talk about rising to the A-List, talk about turning into a household name!

Just be careful not turn into Mark Hamill...

Verdict: **Barely a Jew**.

_May 23, 2014_