Rob Morrow

Casting director: For this role, it just says... Jew.

Producer: Yes, we need someone Jewy. Not leading-man quality, but good second banana. TV experience is a plus.

Casting director: What about age?

Producer: 40s, maybe early 50s.

Casting director: Rob Schneider is always available...

Producer: Come on, we don't want to scare the children!

Casting director: What about Hank Azaria?

Producer: Not bad, but I don't like his face. Kinda creepy.

Casting director: David Schwimmer?

Producer: Schwimmer, Schwimmer... Way, way too Jewy.

Casting director: I thought you wanted Jewy.

Producer: There is Jewy and there is JEWY. Come on, I thought you have done this before.

Casting director: Jonathan Silverman...

Producer: He is still alive?

Casting director: Got it! Rob Morrow.

Producer: Are you sure he's Jewish?

Casting director: Of course, he's Jewish. He always plays Jews too, Northern Exposure, Numbers...

Producer: Well I'll be... Make the call!