Ron Mix

What was the profession of Ron Mix, the man known as the "Intellectual Assassin"?

Was he an erudite Talmudic scholar, who doubled as an underground boxing champion?

Was he a brilliant surgeon, who became a lethal fighter pilot during the war?

Was he a secret agent, who took out heads of state by day, and by night, filled up steamy boudoirs not only with ecstasy-filled screams of fallen damsels, but also with readings from Kant and Nietzsche?

Oh! The real Ron Mix had a Juris Doctor degree while playing for the San Diego Chargers in the 1960s, on the way to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1979.

Well, that makes sense too.