Rosalind Russell

Rosalind Russell was a formidable presence on the silver screen, best known for her sharp-tongued roles in classic comedies like "His Girl Friday" and "Auntie Mame." Her ability to deliver blistering dialogue at lightning speed made her a cinematic force of nature, often overshadowing her male counterparts.

Born into an Irish Catholic family in Waterbury, Connecticut, Russell’s lineage was, shall we say, distinctly gentile. There's no hidden gefilte fish in her family tree, nor any whispers of a secret seder plate in her Hollywood Hills home.

While her performances brought immense kvell to millions of filmgoers and earned her five Golden Globe Awards, these accolades, alas, did not come with a side of challah. Her brand of comedic brilliance was universally appreciated, proving one doesn't need to be part of the Tribe to leave an indelible mark on entertainment.

So, despite a career brimming with scene-stealing performances and a no-nonsense demeanor that could rival any Jewish mother, Rosalind Russell remains firmly on the "Not a Jew" side of the Hollywood ledger.