Roseanne Barr

Can Jews be trailer trash? Apparently so.

So even though she was born Jewish, it's very hard to imagine Roseanne sitting down for Passover Seder, her head covered with a scarf, sipping on Manischewitz. No, it's much easier to picture her in a middle of a trailer, popping open a TV dinner, slurping Pabst Blue Ribbon.

It gets even more complicated. Yes, her family was Jewish, but somehow, it was involved in Mormonism as well. Then she became both a kaballist and a follower of Jesus Christ. Now she is back to reclaiming her Jewish heritage.

And we are fine with that. If Roseanne wants to return to being Jewish, that's fine. Just make sure to stock up on TV dinners when she visits.

Verdict: **Sadly, a Jew**.

_November 25, 2006_