Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Rosencrantz: Hey there, Guildenstern! How's it going?

Guildenstern: Just chillin'. You?

R: Oh, same old, same old. Hey, I got a question.

G: Shoot.

R: Are you Jewish?

G: Me? Jewish?

R: Yeah, you know... Goldenstern?

G: It's Guildenstern!

R: Oh, come on, who are you kidding? You say Guilden, I say Golden...

G: I should be the one asking you!

R: Asking ME?

G: Yeah, you, Rosen... krantz!

R: That's a perfectly passable Danish name!

G: Rosen? Yeah, lots of Rosens in Denmark!

R: Lots of Rosencrantzes, sure. Dates back to the 1400s.

G: Same for Guildensterns! Nothing Jewish here.

R: You sure?

G: Pretty damn sure! What, you want to check for a circumcision?

R: Don't be silly!

G: Because if you want to check for a circumcision...

R: So... we're just two goys?

G: Yep. Just two goys. Now, where the hell is that Hamlet?