Sandra Bernhard

Dear Miss Bernhard,

We are not sure if you've ever visited our website. Maybe you have... and maybe you have read your profile.

It was first written back in 2007, and... it wasn't good. It was one joke, extended to five paragraphs... If you could even call it a joke.

That so-called profile made a reference to your appearance. It wasn't exactly flattering. But it stayed up for over a decade, for better or for worse.

We can do better, Miss Bernhard, regardless of whether you've visited our website or not! And we believe we've done better in the years and profiles since.

So, we would like to apologize to you, and apologize to our readers who saw the crass garbage we put up and thought of us as the oafs that we were.

We hope we are not those oafs anymore.

Sincerely,

Jew or Not Jew

Verdict: **Jew**.

_May 10, 2007_