Set

Who am I?

I am Set, Lord of Chaos, The Red One, God of the Desert, He Before Whom the Sky Trembles. I killed my brother Osiris. He deserved it.

What am I?

Oh, if that question was so easy to answer. Am I a jackal? An antelope? A saluki? A hyena? An aardvark? A donkey? I don't think I am a donkey?

Why am I?

... hated? I used to be one of the good ones, friend of Ra. But then that thing with Osiris! It was all downhill from there.

Where am I?

That's the thing... I am the god of desert, storms, and foreigners. That, and the supposed donkey head led some to believe that I and the Jewish G-d are one and the same. Yes, the donkey head. I don't get it either! Talk about ancient antisemitism! Besides, I am not a donkey!

How am I?

Not well... I don't want to be a donkey!