Shaquille O'Neal

"Fact is [...] I'm Jewish..." — Shaquille O'Neal

Whoa! Shaq? Jewish!? Whoa!

Alright, not exactly. That strategically placed ellipsis is hiding something.

"Fact is, I'm Muslim, I'm Jewish..." — Shaquille O'Neal

Huh. Now that's weird. Maybe we need to unpack another ellipsis?

"Fact is, I'm Muslim, I'm Jewish, I'm Buddhist..." — Shaquille O'Neal

Keep going!

"Fact is, I'm Muslim, I'm Jewish, I'm Buddhist, I'm everybody 'cause I'm a people person." — Shaquille O'Neal

You don't say! Now, how do we process this quote:

"My accountant, who's one of my favorite people in the world, is a Jewish guy. So now I can speak a little bit of Hebrew." — Shaquille O'Neal

He is definitely a people person...