Stacey Abrams

Stacey Abrams, a name synonymous with American politics, has carved out a significant niche for herself. While her efforts to flip Georgia blue have been noteworthy, they haven't quite reached the level of Moses parting the Red Sea, though some of her supporters might beg to differ.

Her career has been a whirlwind of political ambition and activism. She's a Yale Law School graduate, which, while impressive, doesn't inherently boost one's kvell-worthiness among the Tribe, unless, of course, she starts advocating for mandatory deli platters at polling stations.

Abrams is a prolific author, penning both non-fiction and romance novels under the nom de plume Selena Montgomery. This dual career path suggests a woman of many talents, though one can't help but wonder if her romance novels feature a protagonist who successfully registers every single eligible voter in a fictional county.

Ultimately, Abrams is a prominent figure in American politics, a force to be reckoned with, and a testament to the idea that even if you're not Jewish, you can still inspire a fervent, almost religious, following among your base. No gefilte fish, no problem.