Susan Silo

What if we told you that, in their spare time, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, and Bo Jackson (indisputably the greatest athletes of the early 1990s) teamed up to solve crimes? Ridiculous? Au contraire!

Their exploits were documented in the 1991 television series called "ProStars". Michael, Wayne, and Bo joined forces to stop the dastardly schemes of mad scientists, real estate developers, and even pirates. And they all answered to mom.

This is "Mom". (Note the nose!) Early in the pilot episode, she notes the importance of saving money. Oy vey!

Mom ran a gym (cleverly named "Mom's Gym") and spent her spare time turning sports equipment into gadgets. No, it is not likely that she was supposed to be trio's actual mom. (With Wayne's newfound Jewish heritage, maybe?)

Mom was played by veteran voice actress Susan Silo, who has over 200 credits to her name. Clearly, few of them could match the absurdity of "ProStars"...

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