Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

Born Theodor Seuss Geisel, this Springfield, Massachusetts native grew up to become one of the most beloved children's authors of all time, known universally as Dr. Seuss. His imaginative worlds and whimsical characters, from the Grinch to the Cat in the Hat, have delighted millions and, arguably, helped countless parents maintain their sanity during bedtime reading. He also famously introduced us to green eggs and ham, a dish that continues to baffle culinary experts.

Despite the name "Seuss" sounding vaguely Yiddish to the untrained ear, Theodor was a good old-fashioned Protestant of German heritage. His family immigrated from Bavaria, making him about as Jewish as a plate of sauerkraut (which, let’s be honest, can sometimes be surprisingly appealing).

Geisel's impact on literacy and imagination is undeniable. His books often carried subtle, yet profound, social and political messages, tackling themes of environmentalism, consumerism, and tolerance, all without ever sounding preachy. He managed to make learning to read fun, a feat that almost makes up for the lingering question of why the Lorax never just called the cops.

While he never penned a story about a dreidel or celebrated Hanukkah in Whoville, his ability to craft enduring tales that inspire wonder and critical thought is a kvell-worthy achievement, even if he wasn't chosen. So, no, he wasn't Jewish, but he did give us Horton, and that's pretty close to being a mensch.