Will Ferrell

Are you tired of all these goyim getting juicy Jewy roles in television shows and movies? We sure are, that's why we keep writing about it!

Well, you know what the Hollywood types hate? Annoying letters! And we took the liberty of generating the template for you! So just fill in the blanks (press "Sample" buttons for various examples), and click "Send"! Voila! It'll be emailed directly to Hollywood!

Dear ,

I used to really enjoy your show, . However, recently I became very disturbed by the casting of in the role of . As a fellow member of the tribe, I'm completely appalled! There are so many Jews in Hollywood you could have cast, for example ! My entire family and all my friends will never watch your horrible show again!

Sincerely,

Concerned Jew.