Bas Rutten

Born Sebastiaan Rutten in Tilburg, North Brabant, Netherlands, Bas Rutten achieved considerable success in the world of mixed martial arts. His career highlights include a UFC Heavyweight Championship reign and induction into the UFC Hall of Fame. He's also known for his charismatic personality and commentary work, proving that not all champions are destined for a quiet life of retirement.

Rutten was raised Catholic, which, for those keeping score, is not Judaism. His Dutch heritage is similarly devoid of any discernible Jewish roots, making him about as Jewish as a stroopwafel.

Despite his lack of kvell-worthiness on the Jewish front, Rutten has certainly brought nachas to his fans with his fighting prowess and entertaining demeanor. He's also been known to enjoy a good cigar, further solidifying his status as a man of solid, if not Semitic, tastes.